Archive - Ariel’s Substack

When I was 19, a boy broke my heart, as is traditional.

Aug 1 •

Ariel Anderssen

"He’d been to public school, which gave him a shiny glaze of apparent sophistication, like a Teriyaki salmon."

Aug 1 •

Ariel Anderssen

10:13

July 2025

Cometh the Hour, Cometh The Furious Ageing Porn Star

(Here's a picture of me being furious. You just can't tell, cos of all the Botox)

Jul 25 •

Ariel Anderssen

Sorry for the bad sound, but I needed to share.

Jul 21 •

Ariel Anderssen

26:42

On Actually Listening

Jul 17 •

Ariel Anderssen

I'm editing my second book, DIRTY.

Jul 3 •

Ariel Anderssen

In 1985, and 2025.

Jul 2 •

Ariel Anderssen

June 2025

May 2025

I never wanted to use my safeword.

May 20 •

Ariel Anderssen

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